Tales from the Data Design Hell Hole

It is with a rather morbid delight that I now attempt to ressurect, zombie like, my blog from the dead. Trapped as I am in a currently endless myriad of acronymically challanged emails, mind numblingly vast Excel sheets and a trans Atlanic gap that might as well be a rip in the Time-Space contiumumn, I plot my eventual escape. These, my friends, are the Tale for the Data Design Hell Hole.